April 2012
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I need a good scary movie to watch tonight.
Any suggestions?
When i miss a period
Me: Oh my god
Me: Am i pregnant?
Me: I didn't have sex!
Me: or did the drugs work?
Me: What will i do!
Me: I will name him Jesus.
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March 2012
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pregnantmermaid:
like 90% of the ocean remains unexplored and you’re telling me mermaids don’t exist smh
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter. Me: Nine and three quarters Friend: Me: Friend: Me:
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